1. i apologize to your eyeballs. i made the colour-selections while very sleepy, with "Yellow submarine" looping through my head.
or...you're welcome?
2. i apologize to your fourth-grade language arts teacher. i have an english degree myself, and so feel his/her projected pain when you see me not capitalizing properly and littering the place up with mixed metaphors and broken sentences. i have a strong personal philosophy regarding the flexibility of language that explains this intentional laziness, and you can ask me if you really want to know.
3. i apologize to your sensitivities. i'm @ my most offensive when i don't even know it, and am pretty offensive sometimes when i do. i try to be kind, and do no harm, but i can be loud and cynical and you might not like my sense of humour.
now i'm done apologizing. KABLAM!
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