Why "third floor submarine?" you may be wondering. (or not, but it's my blog so...suck it. :P)
Life with the babies has narrowed my life. as a SAHM (or, as a i prefer, a *true* human resources professional) things have conspired to shrink most of my life down to the walls of my apartment. we're a self-contained system. like a submarine. and there's no real escape, without a lot of planning and trouble. like a submarine.
also, i live on the 3rd floor.
Sunday, 29 April 2012
Sorry.....
in the great Canadian tradition, i will start this blog with some in-advance apologies:
1. i apologize to your eyeballs. i made the colour-selections while very sleepy, with "Yellow submarine" looping through my head.
or...you're welcome?
2. i apologize to your fourth-grade language arts teacher. i have an english degree myself, and so feel his/her projected pain when you see me not capitalizing properly and littering the place up with mixed metaphors and broken sentences. i have a strong personal philosophy regarding the flexibility of language that explains this intentional laziness, and you can ask me if you really want to know.
3. i apologize to your sensitivities. i'm @ my most offensive when i don't even know it, and am pretty offensive sometimes when i do. i try to be kind, and do no harm, but i can be loud and cynical and you might not like my sense of humour.
now i'm done apologizing. KABLAM!
1. i apologize to your eyeballs. i made the colour-selections while very sleepy, with "Yellow submarine" looping through my head.
or...you're welcome?
2. i apologize to your fourth-grade language arts teacher. i have an english degree myself, and so feel his/her projected pain when you see me not capitalizing properly and littering the place up with mixed metaphors and broken sentences. i have a strong personal philosophy regarding the flexibility of language that explains this intentional laziness, and you can ask me if you really want to know.
3. i apologize to your sensitivities. i'm @ my most offensive when i don't even know it, and am pretty offensive sometimes when i do. i try to be kind, and do no harm, but i can be loud and cynical and you might not like my sense of humour.
now i'm done apologizing. KABLAM!
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